Cristiano Ronaldo Got Spread Wide; Harry Potter Star Posted The Creepiest Underwear Photo Ever

This week, Nick Jonas got chained up in a room full of gay men,  Keith Urban was a huge Dolly Parton fan as a boy and Jake Shears told us whether he plans to get married. Here’s what happened recently on Instagram:

Creative casting alert: EJ Johnson will soon be seen in the remake of Pretty Woman.

Please bore someone else with your cameras….. #notime #teamthis

A photo posted by EJ Johnson (@ejjohnson_) on Jul 17, 2015 at 3:46pm PDT

  Quick somebody! Harry Louis is drowning and needs mouth-to-mouth!

???????????????????????? @axelhotels ???????????????????????? Being cute underwater… ???????? Fazendo de fofo embaixo d’Água… ?????? A photo posted by Harry Louis (@harry_louis) on Jul 21, 2015 at 10:25am PDT

Laverne Cox wants some fries with that shake.

A photo posted by Laverne Cox (@lavernecox) on Jul 21, 2015 at 8:22am PDT

This week in what’s Johnny Weir wearing is brought to you by Ver-sayce.

Thankful for a wonderful month in Asia! To all my fans and friends in Japan, China and Indonesia, I love you! A photo posted by JOHNNY WEIR (@johnnygweir) on Jul 20, 2015 at 10:32pm PDT

Hey Steve Grand, the ’70s called…

A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Jul 21, 2015 at 10:20pm PDT

Let us know if you need a swim buddy, Ben Cohen. 

A photo posted by Ben Cohen (@bencohenstandup) on Jul 18, 2015 at 9:09am PDT

You know it’s winter Down Under if the Burgess brothers are all covered up.

We will be interviewing as a team…. @thomasburgess ????: @phoebehooke

A photo posted by George Burgess (@george.burgess) on Jul 23, 2015 at 12:31am PDT

Terry Miller is teaching a new dog some old tricks.

Swim day with #LilPeppiCoconuts and @mrturk. #mrturkclub A photo posted by Terry Miller (@terrysphots) on Jul 22, 2015 at 11:36pm PDT

Taye Diggs enjoys life on planet Hedwig.

#PlanetHedwig

A video posted by Taye Diggs (@tayediggsinsta) on Jul 22, 2015 at 8:00pm PDT

Ashley Parker Angel is going to keep this brief.

I’ll keep this caption brief ???????? #Day76 #100DaysOfFitness #fit #fitspo #fitfam #fitness #fitnessjourney #workout #gym #abs #progress #gymlife #ashtags A photo posted by Ashley Parker Angel (@ashley_parker_angel) on Jul 22, 2015 at 5:50pm PDT

Jake Shears is ready for his curtain call.

Tuesday night Stalkings

A photo posted by @jakeshears on Jul 21, 2015 at 8:51pm PDT

Adam Lambert took a refreshing dip.

SWIMMIN HOLE! A photo posted by ADAMLAMBERT (@adamlambert) on Jul 21, 2015 at 4:39pm PDT

Barbra Streisand‘s got nothing to be guilty of…except not posting this awesome #TBT of her and the Bee Gees sooner.

Barbra poses with the Bee Gees after their concert. #barbra #barbraarchives #barbrastreisand #beegees

A photo posted by Matt (@babsdude) on Jul 23, 2015 at 4:40am PDT

Tyson Beckford lives to tease.

Thrist Trap Tyson #teamtyson #summersexy #abs A photo posted by Tyson C. Beckford (@tysoncbeckford) on Jul 22, 2015 at 9:07pm PDT

Next to fully unclothed, this is our second favorite way we like to see Cristiano Ronaldo pose.

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Jul 23, 2015 at 1:56am PDT

Andy Cohen is ready to lip sync for his effing life.

A photo posted by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) on Jul 23, 2015 at 4:13pm PDT

And the winner of the creepiest underwear pic of all time is… Matthew Lewis!

That funny man off of the tele @joelycett just text me this. I didn’t know what else to do with it so… Instagram. #Terrifying

A photo posted by Matthew Lewis (@realmattdavelewis) on Jul 14, 2015 at 5:38pm PDT