In the final week before the most important election of our time, Drag Race judge Lucian Piane lost his god damn mind, Beyoncé and the Dixie Chicks shook the racists at the CMAs, and Nick Jonas showed off his ab crack. Now make sure you catch up on Instagram before the world ends on Tuesday:
The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo creator Brian Jordan Alvarez woke up like this.
Robbie Williams stripped down and talked sex addiction in Attitude.
Fitness model Titanius Maximus whipped out his Superman briefs.
Zac Efron flexed on the Baywatch set.
Nick Jonas shared an outtake from his “Close” video.
Shawn Mendes went surfing. Perhaps he could try dick bicycling next?
Jason Derulo glistened in the gym.
Zachary Quinto‘s boyfriend, Miles McMillan, dressed way down for Harper’s Bazaar.
Finding Prince Charming suitor Brandon Kneefel said being rejected in the show’s final moments left him “brokenhearted.” Something tells us he’ll be just fine.
Thai bodybuilder Ben Tongtoe had a cheat day.
RuPaul came to Todrick Hall‘s opening night on Broadway!
Hamilton bae Javier Muñoz had the best Out100 shot.
Gus Kenworthy spent Halloween shredding the Alps.
Cristiano Ronaldo modeled his CR7 underwear. Three things to note: That jacket (!!!), white pillow on the grass, his head literally in a bush.
Taylor Lautner had the best Halloween costume: Michael Phelps.
Britney and Lynne Spears saw Thunder From Down Under!
Eliad Cohen spent Friday morning in bed.
Max Emerson rode the Tokyo metro—shirtless, of course!
Ashley Parker Angel ended his Instagram drought with a cold shower.
Austin Armacost took a shower on the dock.
Tom Daley dropped the cover of his new cookbook!
Terry Miller brought his porn ‘stache back.
Steve Grand wore not just one wrestling single for Halloween…
Colton Haynes shared a kinky #TBT.
Brendon Urie, who is not gay not gay not even bisexual not gay, loves boys who vote.
And finally, Kevin Hart‘s #MannequinChallenge is the best by far.